Dobbin Character Bio

MINISTRY OFFICIAL POST BY WIRE

URGENT: DELIVER WITHOUT DELAY

FROM: COPPERHEAD JOE, SADDLEBACK RIDGE, DUSTY RIVER

TO:DOBBIN, ITZAL MINE CAMP

Don't know how you cheated me Dobbin STOP But no one cheats Copperhead Joe STOP When they opened Dusty River to new claims there was no way you beat my stagecoach to the Itzal Mine STOP You were on foot STOP No stub-legged dwarf can run that fast STOP Mark my words Dobbin STOP The Itzal Mine will be all mine STOP That sounds weird STOP Is there a better way to say that STOP Wait don't tap that out STOP Don't send that STOP I'll get you Dobbin STOP

MINISTRY OFFICIAL POST BY WIRE

URGENT: DELIVER WITHOUT DELAY

FROM: DOBBIN, ITZAL MINE CAMP, DUSTY RIVER

TO: COPPERHEAD JOE, SADDLEBACK RIDGE, DUSTY RIVER

Ya think us sooners and cheaters STOP We ain't no sooners STOP We were next to ya at the starting line STOP Ain't no cheaters neither STOP Ain't nothin in them rules about tunnelin to make yer claim STOP Me and the missus dug to the mine STOP Had time for a nip of brandy afore the notary came STOP Invest in faster horses maybe STOP Ha ha STOP

MINISTRY OFFICIAL POST BY WIRE URGENT: DELIVER WITHOUT DELAY

FROM: COPPERHEAD JOE, SADDLEBACK RIDGE, DUSTY RIVER

TO: DOBBIN, ITZAL MINE CAMP, DUSTY RIVER

Warty little cuss STOP Hand over the Itzal Mine deed by sundown or the Sidewinder Gang will come for you STOP You've been warned dwarf STOP

MINISTRY OFFICIAL POST BY WIRE

URGENT: DELIVER WITHOUT DELAY

FROM: DOBBIN, ITZAL MINE CAMP, DUSTY RIVER

TO: COPPERHEARD JOE, SADDLEBACK RIDGE, DUSTY RIVER

So yer threatenin me now STOP I'm quakin in my lil dwarfy booties STOP You'll have to pry that deed from my cold dirty hands STOP Kiss my arse STOP

MINISTRY OFFICIAL POST BY WIRE

URGENT: DELIVER WITHOUT DELAY

FROM:DOBBIN, ITZAL MINE CAMP, DUSTY RIVER

TO: SHERIFF MACKEN, DUSTY RIVER SHERIFF'S OFFICE, DUSTY RIVER

My missus Brass wants official help gettin rid of Copperhead Joe and his Sidewinder Gang STOP We laid claim to property that Copperhead Joe wants STOP He's comin to the Itzal Mine at sundown to take our claim STOP Brass's inventions my dynamite and our hired man Maximilian should be more than a match fer them STOP But it'd be grand if ya could help us mop up after STOP Thank ya kindly STOP

MINISTRY OFFICIAL POST BY WIRE

URGENT: DELIVER WITHOUT DELAY

FROM: SHERIFF MACKEN, DUSTY RIVER SHERIFF'S OFFICE, DUSTY RIVER

TO: DOBBIN, ITZAL MINE CAMP, DUSTY RIVER

Thanks for giving me Copperhead Joe's location STOP Will ride with deputies to Itzal Mine and help with Copperhead Joe STOP In case he slips by us I have put a bounty on his head STOP I'm so tired of Copperhead Joe I don't care if someone else takes him down STOP