Zoey Character Bio

Entry 1

Hello, Journal! Diary?

Dear Diary,

Yeah, that sounds better. Hello, my name is Zoey and I'm a new student of the Order. Wait, did I just introduce myself to a book? Yes, yes I did.

Way to be a weirdo again, Zoey. No wonder the seat next to me is always the last one taken. Actually, no, the firebat and the Chaos Tome probably have a lot to do with that.

Prof. Rodergo told me that keeping a journal or diary might help me "focus my thoughts." That's what he says I need: focus. Do you know what I think I need? New shoes. And Feebee could use a new bed. Wait, did I remember to buy him food? I guess it's leftovers for him again.

What was I talking about? Class. Right. I think I need a more challenging class. Pretty bored in there, to be honest. Everyone's learning basic spells. I don't need a week to learn magic missile. It's pretty lame.

Crap. Did Prof. Rodergo say he was going to read this? Well, I can rip this page out later.

Thanks for listening, journal! Diary. WHATEVER.

Entry 2

Dear Diary,

So, I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is my magic missile was the most powerful in the class! The bad news is that it was SO powerful, it knocked my sparring partner off his feet. And through the wall. And across the courtyard. And into the forest. He's okay though. Prof. Rodergo was able to catch him with a levitation spell.

But the really bad news is Prof. Rodergo thinks I'm too powerful for his class, and that I need someone who's a little more advanced. I'm starting in Prof. Lavender's class tomorrow.

I'm going to keep the journal though. It does help, I think, even if Feebee whines a lot when I pay attention to my journal for too long.

Diary. It's a diary.

Entry 3

Dear Diary,

Yeah, Prof. Lavender’s class isn't working out either. Neat class though! She had us run mazes mocked-up with stick and paper orcs. Everyone in class had to think up their own strategy to get through the maze. When it was my turn, I just used the Chaos Tome to blow up the maze. I thought it was a good idea at the time. Looks like I'm going to need a new class--again.

Prof. Lavender says that my new instructor may have the "structure I need."

Yay. Structure. That sounds great! Back to Lametown.

Entry 4

Yeah, this isn't going to work out. The first day, Prof. Gabriella told us all we had to be quiet during class, not slouch at our desks, say "Yes, ma'am!" to her, and that we all have to wear formal mage-uniform-type robey outfits. So not my style. She also told me to leave Feebee in the dorm. I can't do that! He'll get lonely!

I don't know what I'm going to do, Diary. Feebee's my only friend! Well, other than you, journal.

DIARY. Jeez.

Entry 5

Dear Diary,

So I brought Feebee to Prof. Gabriella's class anyway. I crammed him into my bookbag and hung him on the back of my chair. He chittered a little bit but seemed fine. But then he wiggled his head out and set the desk behind me--and the kid sitting in it--on fire.

Prof. Gabriella put out the fire, and the kid, and then found Feebee. And now I'm going to be in Prof. Maximilian's class. Prof. Gabriella said I'd benefit from a "hands-off approach."

Apparently this is my last chance. But no worries--Feebee and I will be on our BEST behavior!

Entry 6

Dear Diary,

I didn't think that "hands off" meant "hands not present." I walked into an empty classroom today. Or, I think it was my classroom. It was more like a closet with an alchemy set in it. The set had a friendly note on it that said "Help yourself!" I did. Learned more today than I have all year!

And I didn't get kicked out of class, journal! Yay!

Diary.

Entry 7

Dear Diary,

There was a bum asleep in the corner of my classroom today. I just left him alone. Feebee tried to wake him up but the dude grabbed him. Feebee tried to get away, but finally just went with it and fell asleep. Have you ever seen a grown man and a firebat cuddle? Me neither.

There was a trap kit in the room today and another friendly note... and a drawing of a chicken with an orc's head. Not sure about the drawing, but building with the trap kit was awesome!

Entry 8

Dear Diary,

Awkward. The bum was my teacher. But class today was an orc hunt! Got to use the Chaos Tome to slam some orcs! Best. Class. Ever.

Things are looking up! Until next time, journal!

Diary. Oh, who cares.